Crab arm blues

I have a slight problem.
You see, the bigger my biceps get, and let me tell you they are huge, the weirder I look.

My right arm is larger to the extent that I look slightly off balance. Like a crab. Crabs are cool and all, but is that really what people find attractive these days? I don't think women are sitting at home right now thinking "its 2009, I'd better find a man of the future, a man with a huge crab arm".

I'm learning to throw lefty just to even out my body. Sheesh.
This post makes it official: I am addicted to blogging.